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| Battle of the Political Hairs: Perry vs. Romney |
Godspeed, Rick Perry.
June 20 2011: Texas Governor Rick Perry is making noises like he wants to run for President, and we here at Chopped Liver Productions are wishing him all the best in this quest.
Imagine what it'd be like, watching two distinguished heads of wavy hair debating. We could stand Rick Perry and Mitt Romney side by side and try to figure out which suit is emptier. I'm sure there's a drinking game in there somewhere. Fun for the whole family!
But beyond that, Rick Perry has said Texas might want to secede from the Union. Maybe with a little more political muscle, Perry might be able to pull it off. That's reason alone to give him our support.
Texans were polled on whether or not they thought secession was a good idea and 58% of respondents didn't like the idea. But that was a survey of all Texans; a majority of Texas Republicans in the poll approved of secession.
So maybe we'll just get rid of Texas Republicans. Win-win! Go Perry! |