Chopped Liver Productions Musical Political Satire

Chopped Liver Productions

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"The National Rifle Association says that guns don’t kill people, people do. But I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps."
-- Eddie Izzard

Flash videos on every page!

Please check out our video of an amazing poem by Eugene Johnson, "The Oregon Holocaust Memorial"

VISIT OUR LITTLE CORNER OF 'THE DAILY CENSORED'

Happy anniversary, women's reproductive rights.

In honor of the 40th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, we bring back our solemn tribute to Dr. George Tiller, a hero who died for the cause.

Welcome back, Mark Sanford!

Former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford says he wants to get back in the political arena. Let's remember why he left in the first place. It's funny 'cause it's true!

Read our recent post on the Daily Censored:
"A Dangerous Bicycle Is Off the Streets" -- a tale about the Portland police stealing a beloved bike from a pepper-sprayed activist.
Happy Note: The bike was finally returned to its owner in mid-January (over 6 weeks after its confiscation) after lengthy negotiations.

And the article about the original incident, before the police stole Mike's bicycle: No More Mr. Nice Cop! Police State Holds Firm in Portland

In the wake of the tragic shootings at Sandy Hook and Clackamas Town Center we're bringing back a video that's unfortunately ever-appropriate: Addicted2Guns.

SENATOR
WARREN!

Remembering Rodney King

June 18, 2012: Rest in peace, gentle spirit.

Separated at birth???

"This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you."

Build your own GOP candidate!
(A Flash game where you can take the parts you like from this year's Republican crop)

Articles about Occupy Portland from the Daily Censored:
Jan. 30: Portland Police Confiscate Childhood Dream (The story of DiscoTrike)
Nov. 13: The Education and Evolution of Occupy Portland
Nov. 17: Who Are The Occupiers?
Dec. 5: Bikeswarm: Modern Urban Guerilla Tactic

CHOPPED LIVER VIDEOS ABOUT ACTIVISM

Walk Like An Egyptian (2011) Tiananmen Square (China My China, 2009) Kent State (Flowers and Bullets, 2010) This Is Why We Fight (2010)

A heavy-metal love song for the Portland bike swarm

If you don't know what the bike swarm is, this video should tell you what you need to know.

There is something wrong with this joke.*

A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hi, Mitt!"

*Mitt would NEVER walk into a bar.

"We have been able to stand before the most violent opponents and say in substance, we will meet your capacity to inflict suffering by our capacity to endure suffering. We will meet your physical force with soul force. Do to us what you will and we will still love you. Throw us in jail and we will still love you. ... But be assured that we will wear you down by our capacity to suffer and one day we will win our freedom. We will not only win freedom for ourselves, we will so appeal to your heart and your conscience that we will win you in the process and our victory will be a double victory." -- Martin Luther King Jr. (1963)

Gary Gilmore is dead. Who Are We?
September 22 2011: Three executions in two days. That seems excessive -- especially when one of those condemned men, Troy Davis, was quite likely innocent. At least there was plenty of room for doubt. But there's no doubt about one thing: He's dead now.

How can you love a country that kills its own citizens? They do this in our name. They make us all accomplices to murder.

I wasn't always against the death penalty. I had to think about it for about 30 years.

Mama O'Shea is BACK, baby!

September 12 2011: We have a complete set of the existing recordings of Mama O'Shea's call-in show from the 70's, 80's and 90's, "Shoutin' Out with Mama O'Shea," and we vowed long ago to make them available to the world via our web site. We've released a few dribs and drabs, but today we are thrilled to announce six complete episodes are now online, and there are plenty more to come now that we've figured out how to do this.

We tried to pick shows that would be relevant to today's world, but that wasn't too hard. Mama and her listeners brought up a lot of issues that still plague us today (only more so). There were solutions then, and some of the suggestions from 20+ years ago are definitely still worth a try.

Check out our Mama O'Shea page for all our Mama cuts. Below are the brand new episodes:

12/14/90: Moving toward alternative energy	4/3/92: Amnesty International and capital punishment	4/10/92: Devolution of the 'news' media in the U.S.	3/30/91: How and why to achieve lifelong activism	5/28/93: Vox Populi (listener free-for-all on open phones)

What did I ask Jerry Brown that made him instantly hate me? Read my post in The Daily Censored to find out (click here).

From the Daily Censored:
"The Palin Will Always Be With Us."

Another Daily Censored post:
"The Cheddar Rebellion is about all of us."

Remember love. The only hope for any of us is peace. Violence begets violence. If you want to get peace, you can get it as soon as you like if we all pull together. You're all geniuses and you're all beautiful. You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are. Get out there and get peace. Think peace, live peace, and breathe peace and you'll get it as soon as you like. Okay? -- John Lennon (1969)

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