Dick Cheney's Hideaway

Now that former "Vice" President Richard Cheney has appointed himself the spokesmodel for the New Republican Party, it seems like a good time to pull out our old tribute to Mister Secrecy, "Dick Cheney's Hideaway," sung to the lilting melody of "Hernando's Hideaway" from "The Pajama Game."

Cheney's newfound outspokenness and ubiquity make us long for the days when his every movement was shrouded in mystery. Maybe one day he will fulfill our fondest hopes and return to his Fortress of Irrelevance. Or be tried for war crimes at The Hague. Whatever.