Volume 3 of a never-ending series.

February 12 2010: Jesus loves me, this I know, because Sarah Palin keeps opening her big flapping mouth, and out plops comedy gold.

When I did the first version of Sarah Palin Mad Libs I thought it would be the last. Now I know there will always be more. Sarah Palin is a satirist's job security.

Sarah Palin Virtual Paper Dolls.

December 24 2009: A NOTE ABOUT THE SARAH PALIN virtual PAPER DOLL: There are no body doubles in this game. All selections are outfits Sarah Palin has worn, and are taken from photos of her. All accessories are also taken from photos of Sarah Palin.

On a personal level, I feel victorious -- I figured out how to create a drag-and-drop image. On the first day it was online, a friend complained that he was unable to put the "Valley Trash" T-shirt on Todd. I think I've managed to fix that and I welcome your suggestions for additions and/or improvements. Shoot me an e-mail right here.

Update December 30 2009: This same friend has made some wild suggestions that would admittedly make the paper doll a lot more fun. At the same time, the New York Times came out with an article that speculated about what Sarah Palin would look like if she dressed like Michelle Obama. So I think it's a fair suspicion that we'll have a new version of the Sarah Palin Virtual Paper Doll in the near future. -- Janice Leber, Chopped Liver Productions

We Were Right.

You betcha!

January 11 2010: It doesn't happen often, so we have to crow when we're proven right. And six months ago, Chopped Liver Productions demonstrated a keen grasp of the obvious when we speculated -- correctly, as I do not hesitate to point out -- that Sarah Palin was leaving the Alaska statehouse to work for the Fox "News" Network. Today that tidbit of data was dropped into our national consciousness, which gives us a perfect opportunity to remind you of how much fun it is to play with our Sarah Palin Virtual Paper Dolls.

Here without further adieu is a relevant section from our blog post from July 6, 2009:

Sarah Palin believes. Oh Lord, how the girl does believe -- in Sarah Palin. Nothing, not Todd, nor Trig, nor Our Troops, nor America, not even God his Mighty Own Self clutches Sarah's faith so tightly. Anything that happens to advance the cause of Sarah Palin is godly and good by its very nature. The only reason she would give up being a Chief Executive is because something better, something more powerful and possibly more lucrative has come along. And that -- OBVIOUSLY -- is what compelled Sarah Palin to say adios to her gig as governor barely halfway through one term.

She's going to work for Fox.

She's going to have her say there on the ol' TV, where Bristol and Piper and the boys can watch Mom every night, it'll be just like she's RIGHT THERE, by golly. She'll be all glamorous and opinionated and Fox viewers will eat her up with a spoon.

Best of all, there will be a constant, sympathetic spotlight bathing her in the glow of approbation. This is SO WAY MUCH BETTER than, like, governing and stuff...

In today's news bucket, we also learned that Sarah Palin told the McCain campaign staff she wasn't nervous about running for VP because it was God's will that McCain chose her as his running mate. Which, if true, is proof positive that God wanted Obama to be elected.

Mad Libs With Sarah.

Volume 2: Wherein We Learn We Right All Along -- She's Crazy!

November 24 2009: We tried to stop ourselves from making fun of Sarah Palin's tendency to mix words together indiscriminately -- again -- but once again, we couldn't help it. She JUST ... KEPT ... TALKING! This time we threw in some videotape evidence -- but don't worry, we kept them grainy and low-quality. We think Sarah looks much better pixelated.

In particular, check out the video that comes after question #4, where she's explaining to Bill O'Reilly about why she's qualified to be President of the United States of America. I don't think a Doctor of English Grammar could diagram that sentence, and only a bonafide Sarah Palin groupie would admit to understanding it.

Mad Libs with Sarah

Vol. 1: The Original Word Salad Game.

July 30 2009: Sarah Palin saved the best for last and resigned as Alaska governor with a speech for the ages. I can't get her words out of my head. Believe me, I tried. This game of Mad Libs seems to help ease the pain so I offer it to the cyber-universe as a public service.

Why Sarah Quit.

July 6 2009: Sarah Palin believes. Oh Lord, how the girl does believe -- in Sarah Palin. Nothing, not Todd, nor Trig, nor Our Troops, nor America, not even God his Mighty Own Self clutches Sarah's faith so tightly. Anything that happens to advance the cause of Sarah Palin is godly and good by its very nature.

The only reason she would give up being a Chief Executive is because something better, something more powerful and possibly more lucrative has come along. And that -- OBVIOUSLY -- is what compelled Sarah Palin to say adios to her gig as governor barely halfway through one term.

She's going to work for Fox.

She's going to have her say there on the ol' TV, where Bristol and Piper and the boys can watch Mom every night, it'll be just like she's RIGHT THERE, by golly. She'll be all glamorous and opinionated and Fox viewers will eat her up with a spoon.

Best of all, there will be a constant, sympathetic spotlight bathing her in the glow of approbation. This is SO WAY MUCH BETTER than, like, governing and stuff.

How could she say no? How could she let a government job get in the way of all that fame and fortune? And why would you not believe what I'm saying is patently obvious? This has been her dream since forever -- a national platform, the love and lust of millions.

All of this rang clear as a bell throughout her rambling, incoherent press conference, but one additional fact became increasingly obvious as she spoke: This girl is crazy as a loon. She is narcissistic and utterly insane. Her grasping ambition (reminiscent of Evita Peron -- don't cry for me, Great White North) and disregard for actual qualifications (yuck, they're not, like, relevant) are sociopathic in their scope. She will do ANYTHING to get ahead.

Governor of Alaska? Feh. An opportunity far more valuable in her eyes has presented itself. Somebody has given her an offer she would be even CRAZIER to refuse.

Day of Rapture.

Sarah Palin was an inspirational figure for many. This song and video are two things she inspired in me.

It just occurred to me that the Day of Rapture was something both Christians like Sarah and non-believers like me might look forward to.