Grab A Mop!

Finally somebody pushed Barack Obama too far. He got fired up enough to invite his political adversaries to grab a mop and pitch in. Come on, folks, we've got a LOT of cleaning up to do!

Glenn Beck's Greatest Hits.

Our boy has gone so crazy so FAST.

September 4 2009: The right-wing blowhards fomenting paranoia and rampant fear are not funny -- their impact on fragile minds is way scary. But Fox's poster boy for universal mental health care is so far off the deep end it's hard to resist giving him a little airspace.

What happened to little Glenn so very long ago that made him the deeply troubled little man he is today? What made him so fearful of black men that he's invented a vast army of Obama militants that are watching his doorstep for the day they can take him and all right-thinking Americans away to Socialist concentration camps?

At least, I think that's what he's worried about. It's a bit hard to tell.

One thing's for sure: He's not going to learn how to spell "oligarchy" any time soon.

Let's Go To The Ronald Reagan Library.

August 11 2009: Last weekend was the 50th anniversary of the Simi Valley Republican Womens' something-or-other -- an event to be held at the hallowed grounds of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, and which Sarah Palin was supposed to attend before she wasn't supposed to attend it.

It just so happens that at the dedication of the Ronald Reagan Library back in 1991, we sent our crack Chopped Liver Action News Team to cover the library's opening. Yeah, we had a news budget back then, and unfortunately we got what we paid for. But herein we present a video based on our original radio coverage, just so Sarah gets a chance to find out what she missed when she crapped out on the GOP women of Simi Valley.

Just Another Female Nominee.

July 15 2009: Just in case you missed yesterday's interrogation of Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor, one part of it went a little bit like this:

Sen. Jeff Sessions: So, you've been nominated for the U.S. Supreme Court.

Judge Sotomayor: Yes, I have.

Sessions: So, do you understand that this is the highest court in the land?

Sotomayor: I do.

Sessions: So ... do you realize that YOU are ... a ... Puerto Rican?

Sotomayor: Oh yes, that's true, I am.

Sessions: And yet you consider yourself qualified to sit on the highest court in the land?

Sotomayor: Yes, Senator, I do.

Sessions: I submit that this candidate has delusions of grandeur and lacks the judicial temperament required of a member of the United States Supreme Court.

Sen. Jeff Sessions and his pal Lindsey Graham couldn't seem to get past Sotomayor's ethnicity to really delve into the nuts and bolts of Sonia Sotomayor's actual qualifications. But she took their onslaught with equanimity and grace. And i couldn't help but think of Harriet Miers.

Just in case you've forgotten, Bush tried to nominate his girl Harry, his own personal White House counsel, for the Supreme Court. She never even got to the stage where the Senate was questioning her, but the whole idea was so fascinating, Chopped Liver Productions did a video about it.

We'll do one for Sonia, but in the meantime, please enjoy this blast from the scary, scary past.